Weird Sense of Humour. Me?

Doesn't anyone find this(click me!!) funny?
I think it's darn funny lor.
Someone said it was more painful than funny.
Another one said it was lame.
Got people say its dumb.
But funny dumb? No.

If you find it funny/annoying/stupid/painful etc. tell me yea?
I wanna know what you think :]

And something major has occurred to me.

I have found my soulmate.
I didn't even go looking about for my soulmate.
But the moment I saw her, yes it's a her.
Why? Cannot meh?
Males are overrated.
Anyway, she literally took my breath away.
She was gorgeous.
So.....you wanna know who it is right?
Should I tell? Later you guys sure jealous wan.
Okla, I trust her enough not to cheat on me.

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TADAH!!!

Pretty right!

This is her in her white dress


Her rockstar look
(before her break up yet that's why she's with someone else)

How How How

Hoe Hoe Hoe
Bleh. Went to college ridiculously early today. 7am!!
Woke up. Brush teeth. Wash face. Threw on some random shirt.
I couldn't be bothered to think of what to wear and anyway, I want to be choosy also cannot cos my roommate was still sleeping and I was fumbling around in the dark like a blind goldfish.
It was a bit freaky walking to college since the road was deserted except for this suicidal cat which was sitting in the middle of the road.

Tomorrow I'm getting my Forecast Results.
Ack.
I see a lot of ppl already prepared and planning to apply already.
So FAST!!!!
Or rather, I'm slow.
Seeing them makes me feel anxious and impatient to get it over with.
BUT.
I have no idea where to apply to.
I would like to go to Australia. But there's no twinning programme available.
Anyway, the other option a twinning to UK. I do not fancy that at all.
Too far. Too cold. Too alien.

OR

I can just stay in Malaysia like a good little girl.

Argh. I feel very glum now.

Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts. Think happy thoughts!

Even though exam is near everyone(in my class) is still in this weird cheerful happy-go-lucky mood.
It's nice.


And I tell you JJ is <3

*swoons*

heehee.....he's so adorkable

Overachievers and Underachievers

Well, I think it would be fairly safe to categorize myself as belonging to the former.
By this I am not saying that I am ''kiasu'', don't get me wrong. Kiasu-ness cannot be equated to overachieving and vice versa. Many people have different ideas of what is ''kiasu'' and for me, I see it as being a sore loser. People who always feel that they are better and cannot stand to see other people getting first prize as they believe that the number 1 spot is specially reserved for them. These people are what I call ''kiasu''. They would be the first to volunteer to help the teacher give out test papers just so they can compare everyone's marks. Very annoying. There are some people who are both ''kiasu'' and overachievers. That's bad. But anyway, not the point of this post....

I like to think of myself as being an overachiever, in that I strive to do the best that I can do. I can't say that I am 100% sure that I am not ''kiasu'' though. I guess I am ''kiasu'' to a certain extent but I prefer to call it competitive. For a person to be good at something, there must be competitiveness, no? I am somewhat, or rather, very similar to my mom who always gives her all to the point that she is taken for granted. She leaves for work as early as 8am and only comes home after 7pm. Often times she doesn't eat her lunch because she has no time. She never takes breaks and only goes for toilet breaks. Frankly, it's quite scary the way she works (no, she's not a labourer in some 3rd world country). But I picked up these things from her and I turned out ok, yet I wonder why he didn't. It puzzles me and worries me.

He is just so relaxed and....contented with being below average.
I find it difficult to understand him.
Exams are a few days away and there I see him wasting his time away playing some insignificant online game. Seriously. It's a lame game.
And everyone is telling him to buck up but it's falling on deaf ears.
Like menyiram air ke daun keladi or something.
His results before this were...well, let's put it this way, he could have done better. A LOT better.
My mom's even contemplating sending him to some snobby private school. That's serious. I mean, not to sound calculative but...it really burns a hole in your wallet yea...
Sigh.
Darn it.

Anyway, going to IMU tomorrow.
Hopefully won't get lost along the way.
And I reallyreallyreally need to stop doing what I do.
Too obvious already.
Must.....resist.
If not I got no self-dignity left, might as well just scribble 'RETARD' on my forehead in thick, black permanent marker.


**I wish that the last farewell is not near**
Last Farewell-BigBang

Exam Season

The time of the year which we students detest with a burning passion.
Seriously, I wish someone would invent some kind of machine that scanned your brain to suck out the information and then give you your grade. No need to spend so much time sitting for the exam. Can save the trees also!

See...something like this is what I imagined. So nice right? Of course this is not the machine la. It's some special nap pod for Google employees (yeah, they get to nap at work...makes me wanna work for Google also:p)

Form 6 ppl having their exams now. SAM ppl having their exams after Deepavali break. Matric ppl having exams right after Deepavali. A-Levels ppl having exam end of October(?)PMR students....having exams? Finish already? Bleh.

I need to motivate myself to study.
I keep getting distracted and lose focus everytime I try to study. Gahhhhh.
How to be in the mood to study?
okok. I must stop playing with my phone and stop online-ing.
But everytime I say I wanna stop online-ing I go online right after =.=
How leh?
Okay, I love studying.
Studying is fun!
Studying is exciting!
It's not boring at all.
Text books are head-banging wonderful!
Like, they make me high!
..................
Crap. I just realized I got 2 test papers to do by tomorrow.
crapcrapcrap
hello late nights. hello sneezing-in-the-morning-due-to-lack-of-sleep. hello bleary eyes.

i wore purple. he wore purple .
i wore pink. he wore pink.
!!!
-slaps self-

I'm fallin', fallin', fallin' deeper and deeper

I should have been born a Korean.
See, I have a very valid reason for this particular statement of mine, or rather reasons.
Firstly, I like Korean guys. What I mean by this is that I find Korean celebs attractive (eg. JaeJoong, HanBang, T.O.P, HyunBin, Se7en). So if I were born Korean, it would make it so much simpler should I decide to marry them, no? There wouldn't be an awful language barrier which would complicate things when I am dating them. Imagine if I were to tell them something. I would have to resort to using hand gestures! That is so uncouth! I would look like some idiot and our relationship would be doomed before it even began!

Secondly, Korean's fashion industry is so awesome IMO. Korea has all the fashionable fashiony stuff! Like, I once had this phase where I would religiously go to this Korean site which had the latest clothes and just.....LOOK at their clothes (I know, I am extremely lame and have no life).
But luckily, I am over that.
I only go there once in a while. Hardly ever actually. Only when I'm incredibly, undescribably bored out of my skull(which is quite often as i have no life).

Thirdly, I have an affinity for Korean songs. No specific genre just that I like the way it sounds. To prove my point, out of the 1000+ songs in my folders, I can safely say that 70% are Korean songs, 5% are Chinese songs, 15% are English songs and the rest are rubbish songs that I download for fun O.O
So if I am a Korean and live in Korea I can listen to this Korean songs 24/7 and actually understand them! WAHAHA. I feel high just thinking about it (i'm so weird rite)

Fourthly, I.....love kimchi. It's delicious and errrr spicy. Really, really, really spicy.
OK, I'm bluffing. I cannot stand Korean food. I get teary when I eat them. Seriously. My Korean housemate once cooked for me (she's cute like that) and I almost died. It was so so so so spicy. Normally when I eat spicy stuff I just get teary. But that time tears actually came out! Waste my tears only!
I guess I cannot become Korean lor then. Since Korean food make me cry and I cannot tahan if I cry every time I eat. So mafan. And unattractive. Unlike certain lucky girls, I look horrible when I cry. Like.....scary horrible. Yeah. Unfair right? Why some girls cry so much yet can look innocent and vulnerable while I just look all blotchy and red! Hrumphhh. I must go practice in front of the mirror.

Haha. That reminds me of a relative of mine. See, she wanted to try smoking(one time thing only lar) so she went and practice in front of the mirror the various 'smoking poses' to get the cool, yeng look supposedly! She even managed to blow those smoke rings!(or whatever they're called) Took photos to show somemore! Freaking hilarious!

Now I shall make my blog post educational.
Did you know that 'cwm' is a word? If you know already then too bad la, your level of intelligence cannot increase.
Anyway, it means "a steep-walled semicircular basin in a mountain; may contain a lake" OR "a natural depression in the surface of the land often with a lake at the bottom of it"
So now you can stump your friends when you play hangman. Confirm cannot guess wan! Unless your friend is excessively smart or is wuliao enough to actually google "uncommon words". Not me ok! I just happened to stumble upon that word!

see what i mean!

P.S. What I heard today: "....you were made in China?"
What she heard: "....somethingsomething your vagina?"
HAHAHA! Some random guy said it. lol. This just proves that I am not dirty-minded. Yupyup

BIGBANG-NESS

I'm not sure why but I am suddenly overcome with this obsession with Big Bang.
I think it's only an ephemeral thing though. Like crushes. Which makes me act quixotically.
Sigh.
I want a verdigris prom dress. That would so rock.



And I think it's so funny the way fashion changes.
Consider glasses for example.
A few years ago, many people were sporting frameless specs and avoiding thick rimmed glasses.
Like, anyone who was unfortunate enough to own a pair of glasses with thick frames were automatically categorized as a nerd/geek/uncool.
Fast-forward to now or last year, everyone wears framed glasses. Even people who don't need glasses wear these glasses =.=

TFG wears emo glasses. Those black rimmed ones!

This topic came up cos one of my classmates decided to wear his new specs today. It was as Mae Yee said, "Ah Pek style" glasses. It was frameless.
Ironic.
It was quite funny. Even my chem teacher commented that his specs were outdated!

"Eh, why you wear this kind of glasses? This kind arh 20, 30 years ago the style."

SILENCE.

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Then, everyone LOL-ed

But it wasn't mean or anything laaa.

Anyway, emo glasses are cool.cos he wears it

Hope for the best. Expect the worst

Got back alllll my results today.
Oklar. I was prepared for the worst so when I saw my results it wasn't so bad (sigh of relief)

And I saw TSG&TFG. Heehee.
I'm so happyyyyy.
I got Band 8 for IELTS. Thank goodness otherwise there goes RM 600+ down the drain...

Now I have to get the application forms and stuff for uni which is scary cos everything is going by so fast!
I can't believe my Finals are next month.
I can't believe I've been in KL for almost a year.
I can't believe that in a matter of weeks I will be leaving Taylor's.
I can't believe I'll be going to uni next year.

I can still remember my first day.
The girl I was sitting with who I found scarily moody and emo turned out to be one of my closest college mate.
The girl that introduced herself in a funny robotic way became my college buddy.
The shockingly fair girl who at first only spoke in Mandarin is now my friend.

Sigh. I half wish SAM was longer.
Eh, scratch that. I cannot stand anymore assignments and presentations.
I will D-I-E.

OH. Michi went paintball-ing!!!!!
I wanna go toooooooo!
I don't care about the ugly purplish bruises(that Michi got btw) so anyone wanna go?
But there must be like, 20 ppl involved. Not cheap also le. 100 bucks/person. You get around 200(or was it 400?) paint balls per person.
The place is somewhere in Shah Alam, 10 minutes drive from Klang she said.
And contrary to what I assumed, they shoot the paintballs in a forest-like setting.
I always thought it would be in some kind of open space with boulders to hide behind but the forest setting is so much more cooler yea?

**iwannaconverse**

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Now playing: SE7EN - Girls
via FoxyTunes

KL IPOH KL IPOH

Yeah. I went to KL again. Visiting.
Spent 2 days there. Pigging out.
I watched a total of 7 movies there.
Happy Feet. Atonement. Get Smart. Penelope. The Ultimate Gift. Speed Racer.
And one more but I forget. James McAvoy was in like, 3 of the movies coincidentally. And Irene, yeah, his eyes really blue.
He was in Becoming Jane also. Good movie. Sad though.
Speed Racer was lame.
Atonement was sadddddd.
The Ultimate Gift had Drew Fuller in it! He looks like Chad Michael Murray there IMO.

And Mercedes, my cousin(yes, her name is Mercedes. y'know, like, er Volvo) is so cute!
Anyway, it's so weird at my aunt's house.
They don't have gates. Or fences. Or wires. Or anything that surrounds the house!
It's so....open. But, I guess it's safe since it's a gated community?

I saw a super ultra cute little Eurasian girl!
Both my cousin and her pakat against this little boy and it was so so funny!
They were at the playground and the little boy was trying to be sweet so he kept plucking flowers to give the girls.
And they just kept refusing! Very funny le.
Then he decided to push her pram with her doll inside. My cousin heroically took back the pram and gave it back to the little Eurasian girl.
This happened like....10 times.
I felt so sorry for the little boy. So obvious that he like the girl.

That day I attempted to make yogurt. And failed.
It turned out all watery and gross.
And the horrible part is....I have to eat ALL of it.
I made a LOT. T_T

PS. My ears hurt. The headphones are flattening my ears. Poor ears.


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Now playing: Epik High - 1 Second 1 Minute/1? 1?
via FoxyTunes

Tagged

THE SELF
[01] Name: Rachel
[02] Nickname: Rach//JJP//Cui Ai
[03] Married: Still a long time coming...
[04] Zodiac Sign: Virgo
[05] Gender: Female
[06] Age: 17
[07] High School: MGS
[08] College: TUC
[09] Height: 160cm (PLUS 8cm!)
[10] Weight: 47kg
[11] Do you like yourself: Mostly
[12] Piercings: 2
[13] Right or left: rightttt
[14] Are you a freak : ...........no
[15] Hair: straight
[16] Skin: yellow
[17] Allergic: prawns. dust. stupidity
[18] What are you doing now: watching The Hulk
[19] What will you do 1 hour later: watch The Hulk
[20] What will you do 10 years later : oh you know...the usual...

THE FAMILY
[21] Live with mother/father/parents: depends when
[22] Siblings(included you): me and my brother. no wait, my brother and I
[23] Eldest: yeah
[24] Youngest: not me
[25] Love/hate your family: lovelovelove

THE LOVE
[26] You found your another half: I don't have one. I'm already whole.
[27] If yes, who is he/she: -
[28] If no, who you want he/she to be: -
[29] Time(s) you were in a relationship: nada. zilch.
[30] Ever woo boy/girl(0-100000): what for?
[31] Anyone woo you before(0-100000): nope
[32] Did anything wrong to your other half: i killed it/him/her
[33] What was/were the wrong you had done: like i said. kill.
[34] Ever argue with your other half: how to argue with the dead?
[35] You with your other half since: ....i'm getting annoyed
[36] Are you straight/Lesbo: straightttt
[37] Reasons you love your other half: bahhh
[38] You and your other half in which stage: till-death-do-us-part stage
[39] You woo he/she or he/she woo you: i don't geddit
[40] Ever think of marry he/she: imma marry a he

THE FRIENDS
[41] Your first best friend: Angeline
[42] Your first enemy: is it too presumptuous to say i don't have one?
[43] The friend you love the most: friends you mean
[44] The enemy you hate the most(1only): no one has that privilege unfortunately
[45] Your most beautiful girl friend: this is the most annoying tag
[46] Your most handsome guy friend: annoying much?
[47] The kind of girl you hate the most: haven't met her
[48] The kind of boy you hate the most: haven't met him
[49] You fall in love with your close friend before: Nah
[50] Your best friend is your ex-lover: so cliche meh
[51] If your friend backstabs you: say ow
[52] If your friend betray you: well, at least i know now.
[53] If your friend woo your lover: not same as above meh?
[54] If your friend fall in love with you: see lah
[55] If you fall in love with your best friend: this is so cliche. again.

THE STUDIES
[56] Are you a good student: hopefully
[57] You always done your homeworks/assignments: try to
[58] The teacher/tutor you love the most: gasp! student-teacher relationships? me? never!
[59] Always late to school/college: just on time
[60] Your class: G3
[61] You love your seniors: who?
[62] Senior who you love the most: ...
[63] Your classmates good/bad: haha. not bad la
[64] Excellent result classmate: no idea. dont really bother
[65] Laziest classmate: lol. all of us are lazy

THE PEOPLE
[66] Smart people: know when to shut up
[67] Stupid people: never shut up
[68] Good looking people: have good-looking friends I have discovered ;p
[69] Ugly people: are only ugly on the inside
[70] Funny people: are cute
[71] Cute people: are funny
[72] Bad people: are miserable
[73] Honest people: i admire
[74] Acting people: actors?
[75] You are what kind of people: i'm a person who is currently very annoyed

THE PREFER
[76] Lip or eyes: eyes
[77] Hugs or kisses: both
[78] Shorter or taller: taller!!
[79] Hesitant or spontaneous: spontaneous
[80] Nice stomach or nice arms: this is hard. but arms
[81] Listener or talker: dua dua pun mahu
[82] Romantic or rich: romantic
[83] Good husband or Good Father: i'll take both thank you very much

THE FUTURE
[84] Age to get marry: 27?28?29?
[85] Numbers of kid(s): not sure
[86] Career: pharmacist
[87] Salary: a big fat check every month
[88] Retirement age: when i'm tired of working
[89] Properties value: wat?
[90] Wishes: to have a fulfilling life