Thursday, November 27, 2008

laziness has overcome me

Dear Ping Sern

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you sit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're scared enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family, Rachel.

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your Journal).I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it when ___2______3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,-Your name

1.What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*** off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

p/s. sorry lah ps(lol. why ur initials lidat one) but i srsly got shivers when i completed the first sentence

Tuesday, November 25, 2008


Waiting is so frustrating when everything is hanging in the balance.
That's what I'm doing now.
Agonizing over what could go wrong.

This is not what I expected my holidays to be like.
Granted this is just the first week but still, I thought the holidays would be relaxing.
NOT worrying about whether my application will go through or the stupid interviews.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Muffins and Smiles

Took a taxi back to my apartment.
Had an unexpected chat with the taxi driver.
On first glance, he kinda intimidated me cos of the way he looked.
Truthfully, I was adverse to taking a ride in his taxi. A bit wary and cautious.
He was a foreigner of Pakistani descent. Curly beard with accent and all.
But you know, towards the latter part of the journey back, I realized that I had jumped to conclusions.
He turned out to be quite a nice guy.
He even recommended this restaurant in which he was a partner of that had really good chinese food. Lol.
Then he was going on and on about how wonderful and delicious the food there was.
We chatted for a short while and it hit me that sometimes we judge people too easily by first impressions.
I think I got a discount too xD
Cos the other Chinese taxi driver which sent me had charged me more =.=


Prom finally came.
And before I knew it, it was over.
Gonna miss G3.
Even though I wasn't close to some of my classmates, everyone had their own little quirks which made up G3.
Dunno lah, somehow I got used to G3 and everyone in it.
Anyhow, I shall be optimistic and believe that we'll be able to keep in touch with each other.

I still can't upload the pics though :(
I left my wire thing back home and I'm only going back on Sunday.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

You DARE touch me?

''n for god's sake if he touch me i will slap him lah''


Quoted from a friend of mine.
On msn.
When we were talking about TSG's friend and an imaginary event which involved romantic love songs and dreamy stares.

Both of them are actually like....on less than friendly terms.
And I think he doesn't even know her name. Or mine.
Oh well, we know his. Or rather theirs. XD


And yeah, I made a decision in these few days.
It's quite a big one.
And I don't think I'll regret it.
I hope not anyway.
Bah. I'm being so vague.

Well, I'm allowing myself an option that I never considered seriously.
But after mulling over for a long time and discussing about it, I think I'll do it.
Although it'll be another year of waiting.

Erm. I should think that I've successfully confused you?
Lol. Don't mind me, I sometimes confuse myself even.

On to other stuff, BIG BANG won ler.
So sad.
Even more sad.

Prom's coming.
The anticipation is killing me.
No lah. Actually I feel normal.
Maybe haven't hit me yet that it's probably the last time seeing G3 again.

Now playing: BIG BANG - We Belong Together
via FoxyTunes

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Hijacked. My Blog.

Had a sleepover in Amelia's house.
Was fun! Sleepovers always are!
Pranked our friends on MSN, talked for ages till the wee hours of the morning, sang "off tune" and other stuff...
And then went to watch HSM. Very belated, I know.

At the cinema, we saw someone VERY familiar.
Well, not him exactly....but bears a very strong resemblance lah.
Totally freaky.
Aiyah. I can't find the exact picture so here you go.
It's the huge bulging eyes that remind me of him.


Anyway, the trailer for Bolt looks nice!
I'm gonna watch it!
Even though it'll remind me of that.

Gotta sleep now.
Tomorrow got a lot of stuff to do.

Eh. Gonna learn driving soon!!!
:D :) :]

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

let us post!!!!!!!!

RAchel!!!!!!! TSG just pass by her today!!!! she is soooooooooooo excited and happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..... by the way!!!!
its amelia here....
hahah it's finally over!!!!
and they suspected other people... oppsssss....
chattering now in my room.....

the best part!!!! the best part!!!!!
she walked past someone.. randomness.....
she's over the moon....
she's jumping all around!!!!!
maybe i sound too excited for her too!!

"this is a nice picture" commented by mae yee!!! from the left,
rachel lim cui ai, amelia tee hwei ying, stella ngooi sing yu and tan mae yee.

This picture was taken during our "final" moments together before prom nite!!!!
ok .. let me continue our journey of our day after chemistry exam!!!

After chemistry exam, we stopped for a while to chat with our college mates. Then we decided to head back to rachel's crib. As we are walking past to her crib, we bump into he whom must not be named and we continue our journey back. Then we pass through Mirosha. then again we knew the one coming is coming , so we ran back to her apartment.

I'm sorry I am not allowed to say anything anymore... sorry people!!!!

Its Over.....For now

Hi. I'm blogging from Amelia's computer in Klang.
I'm sleepy.
I'm bored.
I'm Mae Yee.
I dunno wat to say.

Why m i bloggin on rachel's blog? She should be doin her own bloggin lah. ..... Sori 4 being so uninterestin. Unfortunately, dat's the truth. I hav no life.

Yeah, i noe it's pathetic. Can't help it. ......


Since i'm so uninteresting, let's interview sum other ppl who hav more interestin stuff to say.

Wat ppl feel after exam:-

Rachel: Err.... dunno. hahahaa

Dat's the onli person i can interview. Oh wait, Amelia's here now.

Amelia: heee... she's like a reporter onli. haha

Ooo. Amelia has a garfield dat looks like it's gonna die. N an Oscar alien doll.


Now Rachel is lookin at Amelia's books n stuff. Amelia is gonna change her clothes in the corner of her room, so Rachel says. Oh wait, no she went out.

Rachel is harassing me wif a red mini umbrella now. ...... For further details, contact Rachel at

So...... bye.

Saturday, November 8, 2008



My dad wants me to go India to study medicine and hopefully snag a heavily pierced Indian boyfriend to bring back home and come back fully equipped with Hindi dancing skills.

Isn't that awesome?

My mom begs to differ though.
She was flabbergasted at his suggestion.

True story.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Kena Tag

1. Whats your ambition?
To save the world from evil pink fluffy bunnies!

2. How often do you think of commiting suicide?
Let's see....before i went to sleep last night, this morning, during lunch, and a few more times after that...

3. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Lemme check...

4. How many babies you want?
Two enough la

5. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Do you believe in eating with your mouth?

6. What is your goal for this year?
To do well in SAM. (though that's probably not going too well seeing as I'm doing this tag when I'm supposed to be studying)

7. Do you believe in eternity love?
I'd like to believe it exists

8. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u? (List 10)
HAHA. This is a really bad question to ask me. I shall skip this

9. What feeling do you love most?

10. What are the requirements you wish from the other half?
Oh gee, I wouldn't know

11. Is there anything u wanna tell the ppl u hate?
Uh. Who do I hate?

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?

13. What does flying means to you?
You mean, mean.

14. What do you crave for the most currently?

15. Where would ur ultimate vacation spot be?
Bora Bora. HK.

16. Describe the person who tagged u in 7 words
She is my funny, quirky girlfriend and-----(oh, well, ran out of words)

17. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
I don't know how to answer this question. Such a weird question.

18. What will you become in another 10 years to come?
I'll become your worst nightmare

19. What is your lucky number?
Numbah 3

20. What are you wearing right now?
A teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini


he's gonna keeeel me if he sees this.
so i'll just make it extra small.
lol. darn funny.

back when he was still cute

G3 Class of 2008
classic candid.

You're wonderful
You make me crazy
Now playing: Big Bang - Wonderful
via FoxyTunes

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Halfway Through Exams

I just finished my Maths paper.
I don't want to look at another maths formula for a very long time if I can help it.
Monday I had ESL. Tuesday was Physics.
Had a break for one day before Maths today.

Its so weird to sit for the test with people you don't know.
Everyone was separated cos the seating is according to your registration no..
And the exam venues are all different places depending on what paper you're sitting for, your registration no. and what day.
I've gotten used to taking tests with people I know. I mean, even during PMR and UPSR you can just turn around and see some of your friends sitting a few rows back. I dunno...I find it oddly reassuring. Like, during my school examinations I always glanced at my friends and we'd share a 'omg-this-is-so-stress' look.

Remember is out!

And Twilight too!


Kim Hyun Joong is best friends with JaeJoong and TOP.

You know what this means?
It means. That my two favourite guys hang out together!!!!
So adorable la both of them XD

Sorry, fangirl moment.

By next week my finals will be over.
Got a class gathering on next Friday. Supposedly gonna go ice-skating and k-box-ing.
They're crazy if they think I'm gonna ice skate.
The last time I ice-skated I fell down an unmentionable number of times.
But I'm gonna mention it anyway.
My tailbone was practically fractured!
Luckily when I sat down I didn't scream and jump up.
So. I shall from the sidelines. Eat popcorn. Enjoy the show.

Smile. Wave.
And grin when they fall.

I sound so evil.

Right after Chem paper I'm staying over at Amelia's house!
Hopefully. If it's all good with the parents.
Then before prom I'll be bunking with Mae Yee!
I'm gonna have so much fun!

what am i doing?
i'm supposed to be studying!!!!!
and here i am daydreaming/blogging about nonsense stuff!

Ok! Gotta go now!

Wait wait. Before I leave I must fangirl again!



Now playing: Brown Eyed Girls - My Style (Hidden Track)
via FoxyTunes