Friday, December 24, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Monday, November 29, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Thursday, June 24, 2010
I feel….what’s that emotion called?
The one which makes you laugh at something that’s not even remotely funny.
When you just randomly start humming a tune to yourself because you feel like it.
And you don’t even care that the girl over there is giving you the evil eye. In fact, you’d just beam at her and give a wave.
Oh yeah, I feel happy.
It’s so strange.
It’s not like I’ve been depressed or sad before this, but for the past few weeks I’d been in this monotonous state where everything I do and say seems obligatory and I’m just….working on auto-pilot.
I can’t stop smiling =)
It’s a good feeling. Being happy is.
Monday, May 31, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
One word. Concept games.
The most infuriating games ever.
My grandmother likes coffee. Does she like tea?
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Which is annoying me.
And my roommate isn't here to make me feel guilty that I'm not studying.
I think I shall just off my computer.
Mimi agrees with me too. Such a clever girl-rabbit she is. Must be the environment.
Saturday, April 10, 2010
I met the most obnoxious person in the world in the swimming pool that day.
And I don’t even know what he looks like.
Only that he’s buff as hell and has an annoying American accent.
As I was grinning in delight from my extremely pleasant experience with him, ruminating on what had taken place, I came to a conclusion.
From my thorough investigations and what I gleaned from my wonderful encounter with Mr Royal Pain in the Gluteus Maximus, he seems to be afflicted with a disease commonly known as foot in mouth disease.
I am certain of it.
Trust me, I’m a medical student.
I know these things like the back of my hand.
(If you can’t trust a future doctor, who can you trust!)
But now come to think of it, I wonder why I didn’t get his number.
I mean, other than the affliction that the poor guy has (which is not his fault at all), I’ll bet he has a perfectly awesome personality that would capture the heart of any unsuspecting, gullible female.
In fact, if I ever meet him again, I’d totally give him all the attention he deserves. Really
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
gosh I found so many cute jokes/one-liners online.
they're so so so so ki-utttt
Okay, lemme tell you some of my favourites.
1. If you were DNA, I wish I were helicase (an enzyme) so I could unzip your genes
2. Baby, I wish I was your derivative to I could lie tangent to your curves
3. What did boy octopus say to girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
4. Why don't you undress in front of a pokemon?
Because they'll PIKACHUUUUUUU
One snake turned to the other and asked, "Do you suppose we are poisonous?"
"I don't know", replied the other, "Why?"
"Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip"
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came and sat down beside him.
The boy's hair was yellow and green with orange and purple streaks. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared intensely at him for several minutes.
The boy, becoming agitated with the old man's gaze, said "What's the matter, old man. Haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"
The old man answered. "Well, yes, actually I have. Once I got very drunk and had sex with a parrot. I'm just sitting here wondering if you are my son."
Monday, March 29, 2010
I mean, what kind of name is that? Crunchy taco has absolutely no relation to the font.
Does the font look like a taco? Does it sound crunchy? So bewildering….
And haettenschweiler! Well that’s just….strange. I would have thought that the creator would have enough sense to name his font something easy to pronounce.
It probably explains the unpopularity of this font.
And I don’t know why I’m writing about the absurdity of font names at 1.19 in the early morning.
Sigh. This is what happens when I take an afternoon nap.
Insomnia results. Oh joy.
Let’s recap today.
I woke up. Emptied my purse. Filled my stomach. Made good use of that squishy thing in my cranial cavity which some people unfortunately do not possess. Tightened some loose screws here and there. Yup, today or rather yesterday was an okay day.
Not very productive but not useless either.
I have developed a disorder. And there’s only one cure. Food.
The disorder? Compulsive eating.
I really don’t know what to do…..
I managed to finish a packet of preserved mangoes in one sitting.
Then I had my usual chocolate craving. So I had Nutella.
Ahhhh…I need help.
I feel sad….there’s no more mangoes =(
Poor mangoes…they never got a chance to enjoy life, get married and nice stuff like that.
Such a sad existence….
Oh well…at least they helped me fulfil my fibre intake
I need to save $$$$$
Donations are warmly welcomed =]
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
omg. my mom brought home one big bag of heaven from her office that day and now my fat cells are rejoicing and dancing the cha-cha.
Food wise, we finally tried out the barbeque! And I have discovered my second love of my life after chocolate. Sweet potato =D the japanese one lah, the other one is just bleh.
on to something totally different, youtube has been my daily companion these past few days.
ga-in and jo kwon are so funny.
and i'm thinking 2pm will forever be the hottest time of my day, everyday.
i feel like running now. but i think my mom will seriously question my sanity if i start jogging at 12 midnight.
I've been driving rather often these days. Its definitely NOT one of my favourite things to do. I find driving stressful and nerve-wracking and panic-inducing.
Note that this DOES NOT mean I suck at driving.
In fact, i would venture to say that i'm a quite decent driver. Unlike some reckless daredevils i've had the misfortune of encountering.
Haven't been in any accidents yet. Although I admit there were some close calls.
Like the time I almost collided with a motorcyclist who very rightfully got angry and proceeded to yell some not so nice things at me while I struggled to recover from my almost fatal cardiac arrest.
One thing that bugs the hell out of me is parking.
I don't know what is wrong with my car but she just doesn't seem to understand where I want her to go. Especially when getting her to enter those perpendicular parking spaces. My car is just SO SO SO badly behaved when I try to get her to enter them.
I need to like....send her for parking classes. My car is okay with angled parking spaces though.
She seems to like them a lot actually. I think she has a crush on them.
I've given up on online shopping. There's no satisfaction in them.
Talking about shopping, the shopaholic in my mom resurfaced recently and got enough dresses to last a whole year. In 2 weeks. Not that she has any lack mind you. Oh well, I'm not complaining =)
and people of the world, this is called "mencuci mata"
I'm KING OF THE WORLD!!!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Everything looks SO good.
and my salivary glands are in a highly active state, all 6 of them.
Or in simpler terms....
I'm salivating like a blood-thirsty vampire who's about to sink his teeth into his innocent victim.
Only I'm not a vampire. Neither am I a male. Heehee
I hope there'll be lots and lots of food tomorrow
Ipoh food beware!
hmm this post feels so disjointed i guess that can be attributed to my growling stomach