Friday, April 24, 2009


...cos the test is OVER!

Now I have to catch up on this week's lectures *gasp*

Stuff I learned this week:

Lesson 1. Guys and their tempers
Lesson 2. To stop an incoming sneeze, press the area below your nose
Lesson 3. You can feel a really strong pulse at the place between your hipbone and groin
Lesson 4. Not all lala's can speak Mandarin
Lesson 5. A lot of KL boys think that Ipoh girls are pretty

Friday, April 3, 2009

sorry sorry

I officially declare that walking back from uni is hazardous for my health.
And I need a walking stick. Or crutches. Or even better, a wheelchair!

I was walking. Fell down. Sprained my ankle. Died.
So now I'm typing this while I'm in the morgue waiting for my coffin to arrive.
It's quite nice here actually.
Quiet and peaceful.
If you ignore my neighbour who is fussing about the maggots in his eyes of course.
He says he's been in the morgue for a week now and no one has come to pick him up.
Poor guy. Some identification problem apparently.

Sigh. Not too many cute dead guys around here.
But come to think of it, not too many cute guys period.
Ah least the people here are friendly.

Gotta go now.
The mortician is coming back from his toilet break.