I PERMED MY HAIR

I always regret my haircuts immediately after I get them.
Especially haircuts that my mom coerced me into getting. Haircuts that I otherwise would never even consider in a million years.
If you asked me if I would get a perm a year ago, heck, even a few months ago, I would have called you crazy. Insane. Bonkers. Mad. Lost your marbles.
It was...unthinkable.
I always imagined perms to be for those aunties/popos.
So I totally freaked out when my mom suggested a perm[she's always been trying to get me to perm my hair].

My mind went straight to this. Ronald McDonald's red afro.

Then this. Which was what my mom had in the 80s.

After thinking a while I imagined this since my hair wasn't that long.

Anyway, my mom managed to convince me that it'd turn out quite nice so I said OK.
I went to the hair stylist and my mom told him what I wanted.
I don't know what they were discussing lah cos it was all in Canto and they were talking bullet-train fast so I only understood like 1% of what they were saying =.=

So then I was fantasizing about how nice my hair would be and stuff.
While I day dreamed about my hair, I happily allowed the hair stylist to do his thing trusting that all the discomfort of the process would be worth it.

VERY UNCOMFORTABLE OKAY!
They pulled and tugged my hair mercilessly and rolled it up in ceramic rollers.
Then they wrapped this heavy insulating material around my head. To prevent my head from overheating I guess.
At this point it was still tolerable even with my head on the verge of rolling off my shoulders and dropping on the floor due to the sheer weight of the...the things they stuck on my hair.

It all went downhill after that.
They turned on the torture device which heated up the ceramic rollers and left me there to die.
Really! One girl just went to one corner and slept. And the other just...just read magazines!!

Anyway, I seriously thought I was gonna die.
I thought my hair was gonna be burnt and I'd go bald cos the things on my head were like...darn hot lah.
Well, if you ever wanna know how being burned alive is like, you can get a small taste of it when u perm your hair.
Or you could just light a match and set your hair on fire.
Yeah. That's way easier. Cheaper too! And not to mention faster. Just keep a fire extinguisher at hand so you don't accidently burn off your eyebrows too.


Sooo......
I bet you're wondering how I look like.
Sigh.
I feel like kicking myself.
Prepare yourself.
I hope you're not drinking water or anything.
Wouldn't want you to spit on your screen.
DUM DUM DUM....





Are you ready?





Not drinking anything rite?

Lol.
Okay so that's not me thank God.
Mine's not that bad lah when you compare it to that.

Something like this lah.

Eh sure cannot recognize me wan.
Well, one good thing is I can go commit some crime and even the police will not recognize me from my IC.

*sighs*

....and I'm back. Yay me!

ah...I sound so lame.

Anyway, I've been busy. Super extremely busy this past week.
But I'm free now so I can blog about how busy I was during my busy week.
In other words, since I'm not busy now, I can blog about my week being busy.

Ahem.
Last Wednesday. Went to KL. AGAIN.
In case you didn't know, I have been going back and forth to KL at least three times during the past 4 weeks.
Took results on Thursday. It seems like it was so long ago lah. Its actually only been 2 weeks.
Monash interview the next day. I was forced to buy clothes for the interview since I didn't bring any proper ones =.= waste money only...
Wedding dinner on Saturday.
The bride, my cousin was so pretty!

Came back then went to KL again on Wednesday.
Monash. Aunt. Ipoh.
My cousins all followed.
It was a scary experience.
Imagine. 5 little kids running around in my house.
Noisy. Fighting. Screaming. Playhouse Disney. Ben 10.
And in the middle of all the craziness I had to bathe my dog and scrape out algae from the pond.
And play jigsaw puzzles with my cousin when I actually really dislike jigsaw puzzles cos I'm terrible at it.
Still, it was fun. In a stressful way.

And then today went to the wedding dinner for the bridegrooms side.
I think I travelled 300+ km today alone.
So tiring...my butt fell asleep after sitting in the car squashed between my bro and my aunt.

oops. Almost forgot about Christmas.
Celebrated it with my extended family. Aunts and Uncles and Grandad in KL.
Was fun =]
We sang carols and stuff.
Since it was also my aunt's bday we had this HUMONGOUS cheesecake.
5 KILOGRAMS AT LEAST.
HOMEMADE.
AND IT HAS EVERYTHING!
It was sort of a cheesecake/carrot cake with lotsa nuts and chocolate chips and raisins and other delish stuff.
The cake was kinda like everything nice mixed together.
It may sound gross here but it was seriously the BEST cake I've ever had.
Better than any old Secret Recipe cake.
I'm making myself hungry now...
Ok, I have to go now in case my dad decides to come downstairs and sees me still here.
Aiks...

Try This!

Step 1 : Go to a page that has a lot of pictures. Google Images [just google something lah]
Step 2 : While on the page, replace the URL in the address bar with.....

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0);

Step 3 : Press Enter
Step 4 : TA DAH!!!!

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I DROVE TODAY!!
It was fun fun fun.
But then I dunno why my friend's 3 point turn is diff from mine...isn't it supposed to be the same?
Ah whatever la.
I probably turned 3 shades darker from all the sun exposure I got.
My instructor escaped the heat by getting out of the car after 15 minutes of teaching and left me there to practice. At first not that bad, then after like 10 minutes driving alone I realised why he got out.
The car freaking hot lah!
The sun was shining directly on me and the air con like die already plus all the hot air coming from the window -.-
He was enjoying himself under the umbrella chatting with his friend.....smoking.
What is this??
Well, I've learnt my lesson.
Next time I'll come prepared with sunscreen.

=p

SMILE SMILE SMILE =] =) =D

Why are guys so dirty? Why why why???
Ok fine maybe I'm generalizing all guys into one group when they are actually not.
Guys come in many different categories.
For example, messy, messy+dirty, messy+dirty+smelly, messy+dirty+smelly+some dead thing under all that rubbish.
Even if they are lazy they should at least clean up after themselves rite???
NOT expect other people who do not live there to clean up for them.
Fine lah, he[a relative of mine] didn't exactly specify to sweep the floor and clean the bathtub and wipe off the 1 inch of dust and stuff like that.
But then how was I supposed to tahan the sheer dirtiness of the apartment?
At first I thought I could ignore the pitiful state of the place.
But then after awhile I realised that......the soles of my feet were black.
Black! And I was only around the place for like....10 minutes!
You don't wanna know what the bathroom was like.
It was horrific.
There was mould. Fungus. Mushrooms.
Well, probably not mushrooms but I'd bet in a few more months there would be.

Anyway, it was late so I went to sleep.
Next morning I seriously couldn't tahan anymore so I became a maid for the day.
I saw a Daddy Long Legs wobbling out from under the bed.
I let it live. Have preserve the biodiversity of the Earth you see.
Thank goodness got no worms or anything.
I'd die.
The bathtub was gross. I spent like 20 minutes scrubbing it.
Ah. Enough about that. I might have nightmares later and wake up screaming about worms and mushrooms growing out of my ears.


Eeeee. They won all three awards!!!!
So awesome.

以父之名

Tagged. Courtesy of Kok Mun. How nice of him.

1. What’s your ambition?
To become a garbage collector. I love rubbish!

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
Well, ATM friends are more important hands down.

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?


CHEH!
I did this tag before lah I just realized.
Ish....no wonder I felt a bit weird when I was doing the tag...

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I also did Sonia's tag before -.-
But since I did that tag a long time ago in my ex blog I shall do it again.


I. Put your iTunes/any other players on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!IV. Tag 11 friends who might enjoy doing this.



1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Crazy Dog - BIG BANG

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Soldier - Hillsong United
imma soldier yeah

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
You're My Melody - TVXQ

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Hold On - Good Charlotte

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Mighty To Save - Hillsong

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Bless The Broken Road - Rascal Flatts

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Hua Tian Cuo - LeeHom
er...?

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Love After Love - TVXQ

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Make Love - BIG BANG
For the record, this song is SO not anything sexual or whatever. And I do NOT.

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
Catch Your Wave - Click Five

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
It's All Your Fault - P!nk
Hahahaha..

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Party - UJH
I'll meet him at a party?

13. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Lies - BIG BANG
I don't like this tag

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Why Have I Fallen In Love? - TVXQ
Erm, is this a bad omen or something??

15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stay Young - WE THE KINGS
How ironic.

16. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl - Good Charlotte
I'm as baffled as you

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Come A Little Closer - idunnowho
Maybe if you come a little closer I'd tell you.....NOT

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Not Your Enemy - Jesse McCartney
Yeah, obviously

19. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
La-La-La - BIG BANG

20. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Someday - Nickelback
How not when lar...

21. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Choosey Lover - TVXQ

22. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk
I'd do everything harder, better, faster and stronger?

23. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Summer Time Love - EXILE
It's always summer in Malaysia wor...

24. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
以父之名 - Jay Chou
I have no idea what it means but this song is kinda weird

Dissatisfied

I want to complain!
This post will only be about how much I disliked Twilight so feel free to stop reading now OK?

Are you still reading?
What about now?
Still reading?

Ok well.
Watched Twilight in TGV today.
I didn't have very high expectations since I heard from other people that it was kinda sucky but I still felt that it wouldn't be that bad since the book was one of my favourites.

I mean, they can't mess up that bad can they?
WRONG.

First off, I didn't like Robert whatshisname from the moment I saw him.
He looks like a druggie or something IMO.
And he totally does NOT suit the character he's playing, Edward.
Ish....
He's hairy lah.
Vampires not supposed to be hairy ok.
They're supposed to be like, hair-less!!
Seriously loh, from far also can see his arm/chest hair [think gorilla. ok fine i'm exaggerating]
Something is just....off about his face.
Sorry, I'm not gonna defile my blog by putting his picture here so just google it if you're extremely bored.

Both the main characters, Edward and Bella are supposed to be in love.
In this movie rite, got no chemistry at all ler.
Their acting not that good.
And I dunno why alot of the scenes they keep putting the camera super close-up to the actors.
You can like count the number of moles on their faces.
No, I did not count.

Plus Edward the vampire is supposed to have...glittering skin when exposed to sunlight.
You know what they did.
When he went into the sunlight, his skin glittered alright.
Glittered like diamonds.
It was as if his skin was made up of a layer of diamonds or something.
Very weird. Like got skin disease.
I couldn't help it lah. I was laughing.
Then hor, at the ''romantic'' and ''intense'' scenes......IT WAS SO FUNNY! Cos the way they act was really really....strange.
I cannot tahan so I was laughing.
It was not supposed to be funny lah.
Aiyoh.

Then ah, the whole movie very.....spastic.
Its like they're just reciting lines.
If you watch the movie without some background knowledge of it I think you'll be lost.
The movie was.....stunted? Got no flow like Amelia said.

Grrrr.
Some more they go and censor it!
The kissing scene is just plain ridiculous.
Both of their faces must inch closer to each other slow mo =.=
So I'm like waiting for them to kiss and it takes them AGES. You can probably fall asleep waiting for the kiss.
And JUST when they're gonna kiss........
CUT FORWARD TO THE NEXT SCENE
Argh.

Actually, I have a lot more complaints but I got no mood adi.
Blah.

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On another note, I'm having my delayed IMU interview tomorrow.
I hope they're not strict. Or else sure die.
Heard they ask weird questions like......gimme 10 uses of a straw.
Or something like that.
Well, I'm gonna go and think of 10 uses of a straw now =]

156 is a VERY big number ok

Had two needles jabbed into me last Saturday.
One for the blood test and one to prevent cervical cancer.
The cervical cancer jab pain larh. The doctor injected into the muscle or something so yeah, I was like owwwww...

Then yesterday I went for the 5 hour lecture at the driving centre.
It was excruciatingly boring.
I had two lecturers. The first guy was quite funny so I managed to keep my eyes open.
The second lecturer on the other hand, could make an severe insomniac patient fall into a dead sleep.
He was SO long-winded. And he gave an elaborate, totally unnecessary explanation on each and every point!
I tell you, my eyelids kept closing every 30 seconds.
I had to resort to self-inflicted injury to keep myself awake.

I poked myself with my pencil.
Didn't help much though.
And I could see the guy in the next table nodding off to lala land.

I couldn't even talk with the other people cos they were all speaking in Mandarin =.=
Gah.

OH.
I just got my test results.
It seems I have zero antibodies against Hepatitis B.
How sad.