oh yeah

It's just so satisfying when you unexpectedly obtain something you really want.

sigh.

SO satisfying =)

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WHAT TIME IS IT?

TIME TO PARTAYYYYY

High high I'm so high

High high up in the sky

hey sexy

hee. haven't fan-girled in a loooong time

old things

'Can you hear me?', I ask

A slight frown mars your smooth forehead

You see my lips move

Yet no sound registers

I gaze at you, silently willing for you to say my name.

But I'm forced to look away.

It hurts.

Your guarded expression tells me what I stubbornly refuse to accept.

You don't remember me. I've lost you.

My eyes feel hot, like I'm about to cry

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found this little thing in my drafts.

wrote it ages ago

i wonder why.

when november ends

One more day with them is not enough. Not even close.

Saying goodbye is hard.

And it's harder after everyone has left and its just me cos that's when it really hits the hardest.

can you decipher it?

Its hard to be a good girl once you've experienced what it's like on the other side.

Whiskey tastes like pesticide. It was so awful.

Imagine dying with some unimaginably nasty taste in your mouth.

I guess it's a good thing I'm not a bug.

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Time is ticking.

Am I ready to face it?

I better start building up my armour and strengthening my shield.

Bacause denial is not exactly a good defense

“Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity.” - Henry Van Dyke

I'm still in love with who I wish you were

in which sleep is but a dream

......it gets lonely late at night when no one else is awake.

sigh.

yo mama. so fat. when she backs up. she beeps.

EGAD

I SO SO SO ABHOR YOU HOTMAIL

Take my blood!

Hari ini, saya terlihat seorang lelaki yang amat tampan =)

Hari ini, saya cuba menderma darah tetapi malangnya, saya tidak menetapi syarat oleh itu, darah saya tidak layak untuk didermakan.

Hari ini, saya potong rambut, dan pendandan rambut saya melukai dirinya sendiri kerana kecuaiannya apabila menggunakan gunting.

Hari ini, saya memakai kasut tumit tinggi yang hampir membunuh saya.

Ini adalah kawan saya yang amat 'syok sendiri'

Dia suka kucing dan akan mengeluarkan bunyi "meow" apabila melihat kucing.

Saya tidak berapa suka kucing. Kucing amat menakutkan, terutamanya pada waktu malam.

what's the word, hummingbird?

you're dying. like right now.

but it's okay, I'm dying too.

and so is the chipmunk outside your window

and the wailing baby across the room

my room mate is going crazy.

maybe i can slip some anti-psychotics into her coffee later.

i slept at 6.30 this morning.

i feel like i'm back to being a two month old baby, what with my odd sleeping hours these days.

wish right now

Brogue shoes from Kani

whack you!

One Night Only. & Paul Dateh.

Oh dear me, what on earth am I going to do with this pile of unfinished work?

That is the question currently plaguing my mind right now.

Among other more desirable things...like when will I be eating that durian or if I can fit in another awesome episode of Big Bang Theory which I have discovered only recently.

Anyway, back to the question.

Notice how I phrased it.

Not how am I going to finish it, but what am I going to do about it.

Which essentially means that I am still in the stage where I'm considering if it's possible to avoid it altogether.

I wonder if it would be okay to just leave the work unfinished.

Argh I wish I could just mute that annoying nasal voice in my head that keeps reminding me about how much work I haven't done.

Hasn't it discovered the power of positive reinforcement?

It is much more effective to focus on how much ice cream I managed to eat instead of how much is leftover

Wow, I can't believe I gave such an great analogy that captured the very essence of what I was trying to get across.

I do believe that its worthy of some kind of award.

Like the Nobel Prize for Analogy.

And if you're saying it doesn't exist, I say it should.

I mean, what has the world come to?!

No nobel prize for analogy? That's like saying houseflies exist!

Everyone knows houses can't fly, the most they can do is crawl.

Before I retire for the day, I would just like to say that Sheldon is awesome. I wish I can win every argument like him =)

Sheldon. Zooey Deschanel. Durian.

Wow.

I feel….what’s that emotion called?

The one which makes you laugh at something that’s not even remotely funny.

When you just randomly start humming a tune to yourself because you feel like it.

And you don’t even care that the girl over there is giving you the evil eye. In fact, you’d just beam at her and give a wave.

Oh yeah, I feel happy.

It’s so strange.

It’s not like I’ve been depressed or sad before this, but for the past few weeks I’d been in this monotonous state where everything I do and say seems obligatory and I’m just….working on auto-pilot.

I can’t stop smiling =)

It’s a good feeling. Being happy is.

"...there's plenty of other fish in the sea."

"But uh, those are guppies"

Kids - MGMT

Today was somewhat upsetting.

Hm.

But chocolate made it a teensy bit better.

Gosh, I sound like a chocaholic.

And yes, that's a real word.

Phone calls and hugs are good for health.

They're like multivitamins.

I shall prescribe it to my future patients.

....its times like these that having a boyfriend wouldn't be such a bad idea

"listen carefully..." "...I AM LISTENING CAREFULLY!"

If A is your computer and B is your chair. What is C?


One word. Concept games.
The most infuriating games ever.

My grandmother likes coffee. Does she like tea?


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I'm so hot, I'm running a fever.

distracted

I want to study but somehow I just don't feel the stress which I need to motivate me to study.

Which is annoying me.

Arghhhhhh.

And my roommate isn't here to make me feel guilty that I'm not studying.

I think I shall just off my computer.

Mimi agrees with me too. Such a clever girl-rabbit she is. Must be the environment.

DIE YOU INSIGNIFICANT INSECT

I am so lucky.

Guess what.
I met the most obnoxious person in the world in the swimming pool that day.
And I don’t even know what he looks like.
Only that he’s buff as hell and has an annoying American accent.

As I was grinning in delight from my extremely pleasant experience with him, ruminating on what had taken place, I came to a conclusion.

From my thorough investigations and what I gleaned from my wonderful encounter with Mr Royal Pain in the Gluteus Maximus, he seems to be afflicted with a disease commonly known as foot in mouth disease.
I am certain of it.

Trust me, I’m a medical student.
I know these things like the back of my hand.
(If you can’t trust a future doctor, who can you trust!)

But now come to think of it, I wonder why I didn’t get his number.
I mean, other than the affliction that the poor guy has (which is not his fault at all), I’ll bet he has a perfectly awesome personality that would capture the heart of any unsuspecting, gullible female.
In fact, if I ever meet him again, I’d totally give him all the attention he deserves. Really

If you were DNA, I wish I were helicase so I could unzip your genes

haha geddit?
gosh I found so many cute jokes/one-liners online.
they're so so so so ki-utttt

Okay, lemme tell you some of my favourites.

1. If you were DNA, I wish I were helicase (an enzyme) so I could unzip your genes
2. Baby, I wish I was your derivative to I could lie tangent to your curves
3. What did boy octopus say to girl octopus?
Can I hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand?
4. Why don't you undress in front of a pokemon?
Because they'll PIKACHUUUUUUU




Longer ones...

Two snakes were slithering through a field.

One snake turned to the other and asked, "Do you suppose we are poisonous?"

"I don't know", replied the other, "Why?"

"Well", said the first, "I just bit my lip"

An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came and sat down beside him.

The boy's hair was yellow and green with orange and purple streaks. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared intensely at him for several minutes.

The boy, becoming agitated with the old man's gaze, said "What's the matter, old man. Haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

The old man answered. "Well, yes, actually I have. Once I got very drunk and had sex with a parrot. I'm just sitting here wondering if you are my son."

i eat and i eat and i eat

I wonder why they have fonts named crunchy taco and haettenschweiler.
I mean, what kind of name is that? Crunchy taco has absolutely no relation to the font.
Does the font look like a taco? Does it sound crunchy? So bewildering….
And haettenschweiler! Well that’s just….strange. I would have thought that the creator would have enough sense to name his font something easy to pronounce.
It probably explains the unpopularity of this font.

And I don’t know why I’m writing about the absurdity of font names at 1.19 in the early morning.
Sigh. This is what happens when I take an afternoon nap.
Insomnia results. Oh joy.

Let’s recap today.
I woke up. Emptied my purse. Filled my stomach. Made good use of that squishy thing in my cranial cavity which some people unfortunately do not possess. Tightened some loose screws here and there. Yup, today or rather yesterday was an okay day.
Not very productive but not useless either.

I have developed a disorder. And there’s only one cure. Food.
The disorder? Compulsive eating.
I really don’t know what to do…..
I managed to finish a packet of preserved mangoes in one sitting.
Then I had my usual chocolate craving. So I had Nutella.
Ahhhh…I need help.
I feel sad….there’s no more mangoes =(
Poor mangoes…they never got a chance to enjoy life, get married and nice stuff like that.
Such a sad existence….
Oh well…at least they helped me fulfil my fibre intake


I need to save $$$$$
Donations are warmly welcomed =]

i'm dooooooomed

sorry, i'm being a bit melodramatic at the moment.
But i have good reason to!
Just LOOK at my timetable.
Imagine going from doing nothing for 3 whole months to


THIS

*panic attack*

Mimi says hello!

my downfall

....is spelled c-h-o-c-o-l-a-t-e

omg. my mom brought home one big bag of heaven from her office that day and now my fat cells are rejoicing and dancing the cha-cha.

Food wise, we finally tried out the barbeque! And I have discovered my second love of my life after chocolate. Sweet potato =D the japanese one lah, the other one is just bleh.

on to something totally different, youtube has been my daily companion these past few days.
ga-in and jo kwon are so funny.
and i'm thinking 2pm will forever be the hottest time of my day, everyday.

i feel like running now. but i think my mom will seriously question my sanity if i start jogging at 12 midnight.



I've been driving rather often these days. Its definitely NOT one of my favourite things to do. I find driving stressful and nerve-wracking and panic-inducing.
Note that this DOES NOT mean I suck at driving.

In fact, i would venture to say that i'm a quite decent driver. Unlike some reckless daredevils i've had the misfortune of encountering.
Haven't been in any accidents yet. Although I admit there were some close calls.
Like the time I almost collided with a motorcyclist who very rightfully got angry and proceeded to yell some not so nice things at me while I struggled to recover from my almost fatal cardiac arrest.

One thing that bugs the hell out of me is parking.
I don't know what is wrong with my car but she just doesn't seem to understand where I want her to go. Especially when getting her to enter those perpendicular parking spaces. My car is just SO SO SO badly behaved when I try to get her to enter them.
I need to like....send her for parking classes. My car is okay with angled parking spaces though.
She seems to like them a lot actually. I think she has a crush on them.

I've given up on online shopping. There's no satisfaction in them.
Talking about shopping, the shopaholic in my mom resurfaced recently and got enough dresses to last a whole year. In 2 weeks. Not that she has any lack mind you. Oh well, I'm not complaining =)



and people of the world, this is called "mencuci mata"



I'm KING OF THE WORLD!!!

This is too cute!

Nobody Animation

What does a gay horse eat?

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

my stomach says hi to Mr. Hydrochloric Acid

I've been torturing myself.

http://www.thefoodpornographer.com/

Everything looks SO good.

and my salivary glands are in a highly active state, all 6 of them.
Or in simpler terms....

I'm salivating like a blood-thirsty vampire who's about to sink his teeth into his innocent victim.
Only I'm not a vampire. Neither am I a male. Heehee

I hope there'll be lots and lots of food tomorrow
Ipoh food beware!

hmm this post feels so disjointed i guess that can be attributed to my growling stomach
*growl*

if my heart was a house.....

....you'd be home

If my heart was a compass you'd be north
- If My Heart was a House, Owl City -

Happiness