Monday, March 29, 2010

i eat and i eat and i eat

I wonder why they have fonts named crunchy taco and haettenschweiler.
I mean, what kind of name is that? Crunchy taco has absolutely no relation to the font.
Does the font look like a taco? Does it sound crunchy? So bewildering….
And haettenschweiler! Well that’s just….strange. I would have thought that the creator would have enough sense to name his font something easy to pronounce.
It probably explains the unpopularity of this font.

And I don’t know why I’m writing about the absurdity of font names at 1.19 in the early morning.
Sigh. This is what happens when I take an afternoon nap.
Insomnia results. Oh joy.

Let’s recap today.
I woke up. Emptied my purse. Filled my stomach. Made good use of that squishy thing in my cranial cavity which some people unfortunately do not possess. Tightened some loose screws here and there. Yup, today or rather yesterday was an okay day.
Not very productive but not useless either.

I have developed a disorder. And there’s only one cure. Food.
The disorder? Compulsive eating.
I really don’t know what to do…..
I managed to finish a packet of preserved mangoes in one sitting.
Then I had my usual chocolate craving. So I had Nutella.
Ahhhh…I need help.
I feel sad….there’s no more mangoes =(
Poor mangoes…they never got a chance to enjoy life, get married and nice stuff like that.
Such a sad existence….
Oh well…at least they helped me fulfil my fibre intake


I need to save $$$$$
Donations are warmly welcomed =]

3 comments:

Joshua said...

It probably explains the unpopularity of this font.

Hahahahaha.

This is what happens when I take an afternoon nap.

I know exactly what you're talking about. I have to fight them off some days because I don't like the consequences. :)

Made good use of that squishy thing in my cranial cavity which some people unfortunately do not possess.

Dead people?

Tightened some loose screws here and there.

I filled in holes, Saturday. Actual, physical holes, though. In the yard.

Poor mangoes…they never got a chance to enjoy life, get married and nice stuff like that.

Hmm... A piece of fruit...so it's something's offspring...with seed in it... So, you're basically eating something's pregnant daughter! EVILLL!! :D Hahahahaha.

I need to save $$$$$

Well, you probably shouldn't use so many $, next time. Try "I need to save $$". See, that's a 60% savings. :d

dierays. That's a fine v-word if I've ever seen one. Kind of like deathrays but more emphatic.

★rcal★ said...

wow. you really analyzed my post..

Afternoon naps are like something you enjoy now only to suffer later.
And I wasn't referring to dead people, I rather meant it symbolically? Haha, yeah..those people.

Holes? In your yard? Were you gardening? Or something?

And I'm not evil really, after all, I'm sure they died happy serving a higher purpose.

I still need to save $$ =]

Joshua said...

> wow. you really analyzed my post..

No ma'am. That stuff was all off the cuff. :p

> Afternoon naps are like something you enjoy now only to suffer later.

I hear that. I went to bed at 0030 Tuesday morning--a little later than usual for me. However, I woke up at 0300 to take my sister to the airport. I didn't get back home until 1030, at which I took a four hour nap. Obviously, I needed one yesterday, but gravity felt ooh about three times stronger than usual when I woke up. :d

> Holes? In your yard? Were you gardening?

Nah. One set of holes were formed from pulling up some fence posts. The other couple were ruts in our yard a concrete mixer left by driving over soft soil.

> I'm sure they died happy serving a higher purpose.

Oh yes. Let us not forget those Mango Saints. :p

> I still need to save $$ =]

For something, or does it just sound appropriate to say that? :D