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I am so lucky.
Guess what.
I met the most obnoxious person in the world in the swimming pool that day.
And I don’t even know what he looks like.
Only that he’s buff as hell and has an annoying American accent.
As I was grinning in delight from my extremely pleasant experience with him, ruminating on what had taken place, I came to a conclusion.
From my thorough investigations and what I gleaned from my wonderful encounter with Mr Royal Pain in the Gluteus Maximus, he seems to be afflicted with a disease commonly known as foot in mouth disease.
I am certain of it.
Trust me, I’m a medical student.
I know these things like the back of my hand.
(If you can’t trust a future doctor, who can you trust!)
But now come to think of it, I wonder why I didn’t get his number.
I mean, other than the affliction that the poor guy has (which is not his fault at all), I’ll bet he has a perfectly awesome personality that would capture the heart of any unsuspecting, gullible female.
In fact, if I ever meet him again, I’d totally give him all the attention he deserves. Really
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And I don’t even know what he looks like.
Only that he’s buff as hell
So you...felt him up? I mean, how do you know that he's buff if you didn't see him? Someone else tell you? :D
an annoying American accent.
I think the same thing about Malaysian accents. :P
(If you can’t trust a future doctor, who can you trust!)
Well... :P
I’ll bet he has a perfectly awesome personality that would capture the heart of any unsuspecting, gullible female.
You sound like the suspecting sort, though. :P
well, okay I did see him...but all I could make out was a blurry figure which looked buff haha.
haha and about the accents, well, I don't have anything to say about that.
I merely make myself sound unsuspecting to fool other people hehe
Hahaha. Well, living in America, I felt I had to say something. :P In all reality, I too have heard numerous annoying American accents. My own was particularly hillbilly when I was younger, growing up in the "bootheel" of Missouri. Of those living in Malaysia, I think I've heard...four. So my argument wasn't quite founded, either. :d Hahaha. One was very annoying, though. :D Sounded like she was about to cry all the time. Yikes.
I merely make myself sound unsuspecting to fool other people hehe
How's that working for you? :P
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